What do you call jokes
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
What do you call a person?
A person.