What do you call jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.