What do you call jokes
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.