What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What Do You Call Jokes
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
