What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.