What do you call jokes
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.