What do you call jokes

Rapper

What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?

The MIC Donald's drive-thru.

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

Driver

What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.

Midget

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

Egg

What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.

That was an egg-cellent joke!