What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.