What do you call jokes
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.