What do you call jokes
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround