What do you call jokes
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.