What do you call jokes

Face

What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.

What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.

Ear

What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...

Money

What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Banana

What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.

But if you're vegan, you call him food.

If you're poor, you eat the skin.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares?