What do you call jokes
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.