What do you call jokes
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.