What do you call jokes
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)