What do you call jokes
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call a three humped camel?
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.