What do you call jokes
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana? A salmon-rai.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a three humped camel?
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.