What do you call jokes
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.