What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.