What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
