What do you call jokes

What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor.

What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?

Answer: a Carnivwhore.

What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?

What do you call a blind German?

A Nazi (not see).

What do you call a blowjob in Africa?

Breakfast.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?

Me time.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!

What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?

Guarded.

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

What do you call a donkey and a potato?

Assround

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

What do you call 5 gays on fire?

LGBBQ.

What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?

Stuffed.

What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!

What do you call a priest that likes juice?

A Capriest Sun.