What do you call jokes
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A Gaelic.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).