What do you call jokes
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.