What do you call jokes

Nut

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

Gun

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Wednesday

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

Panera

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?

Panera misled.

Guy

What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?

Answer: a Carnivwhore.