What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a tree?
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.