What do you call jokes
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.