What do you call jokes
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.