What do you call jokes
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.