What do you call jokes
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.