What do you call jokes
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!