What do you call jokes
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.