What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
