What do you call jokes
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.