What do you call jokes
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
One time, there was a happy little girl. One day, her teacher asked how many legs and arms a pineapple have. She said,
"You know those pokey things on it? That's how many."
Teacher says, "That's dumb. They have zero." Then the next day, the girl set a fire in her house, and she burned her legs and arms. Then she survived and went to school. Then the teacher said, "I heard your house went on fire, and by the way, you know you don't have no arms or legs, right?" The girl said, "OK." Then the teacher asked the question the teacher asked yesterday again. She said, "What do you call a girl with no legs or arms?" The teacher said, "Answer my question!" The girl said, "OK, OK, the girl said 13." The teacher said, "Pineapples do not even have legs!"
Then the teacher had to calm down. Then the teacher said to the girl, "Ask a question. Whatever you want." Then the girl said, "Ok, and I'm sorry, teacher." Teacher said, "It's ok, I need a break." The girl said, "What do you call a girl without legs or arms?" Someone from the class, her name was Nia, she said, "A worm." She said, "NO!!!" The teacher said, "Calm down. Just tell us what!" The girl said, "OK then." The girl said it.......
And y'all who is reading my story, guess what the answer is before I tell you and by the way the girl's name is Sunny. Back to story.........she said the answer is A PINEAPPLE! Then when the teacher was calm, she told her to sit down. Then the teacher read a story, "The Three Little Pigs." Then the girl went home, she got a new house, then lived happily ever after.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.