What do you call jokes

Line

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

Cotton

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

Cotton waiting to be picked.

Dairy

What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?

Woman

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

Priest

What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?

A holy CUMmunion.