What do you call jokes
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.