What do you call jokes
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.