What do you call jokes
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.