What do you call jokes
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a three humped camel?
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.