What do you call jokes
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.