What do you call jokes
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Why did the loo š½ roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.