What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
