What do you call jokes
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.