What do you call jokes
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.