What do you call jokes
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁