What do you call jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!