What do you call jokes
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!