What do you call jokes
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.