What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate? A liar.
What do you call a necrophilic gangbang Cracking open a cold one with the boys
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
What do you call a retard with a boner? a slowpoke
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???
•terminal
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato
What do you call a dog with no legs ?
It doesn't matter he isn't coming to you.
- What do you call a feminine cow
-A dairy queen
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire
Hot wheels
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?....a busted nut.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
seizure salad
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan