What do you call jokes
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What do you call your daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.