What do you call jokes
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.