What do you call jokes
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.