What do you call jokes
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.