What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂