What do you call jokes
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.