What do you call jokes
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.