What do you call jokes
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.