What do you call jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.