What do you call jokes
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.