What do you call jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.