What do you call jokes
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac