What do you call jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.