Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What Do You Call Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
