What do you call jokes
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.