What do you call jokes
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.