What do you call jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.