What do you call jokes

What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.

What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.

What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.

What do you call a person who smokes?

Smokey the Bear.

What do you call a guy named Ben?

Answer: Ben

What do you call an STD?

Elenji.

What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?

GAY

What do you call Holly and Elenji?

A couple.

What do you call a chill transgender?

Fictional.

What do you call a sophisticated American?

A Canadian.

What do you call a retard?

What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.

What do you call 8 x 3.14?

Octopi.

What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

Beef strokin' off.

What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Answer: Depresso.

What do you call a mammal that has no hair?

Cancer.

What do you call a gay friend?

Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.

What do you call a rich Chinese guy?

"Ching ching."

What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?

Eileen.