What do you call jokes
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.