What do you call jokes
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.