What Do You Call a...

What Do You Call a... jokes

Kid

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

Redhead

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

Butter

What do you call butter without an expiration date?

A miracle butter, because wow!

Man

What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?

A Moleionaire.

Fish

What do you call a fish with no legs?

Fsh have no legs.

What do you do with legs?

Fsh have no legs.

What do you do with legs?

Break!

Rapper

What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?

The MIC Donald's drive-thru.