What Do You Call a...

What Do You Call a... jokes

Friend

What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?

A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?

Eye

What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?

ONESY.

β€œHey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.

Coin

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!

I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!

Woman

What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!

Pillow

What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?

A criminal! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Kid

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

Redhead

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

Butter

What do you call butter without an expiration date?

A miracle butter, because wow!

Man

What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?

A Moleionaire.

Fish

What do you call a fish with no legs?

Fsh have no legs.

What do you do with legs?

Fsh have no legs.

What do you do with legs?

Break!