What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a depressed group of kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.