What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.