What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.