What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!