What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
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What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.