What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a black person?
Black.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!