What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)