What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a cow? A cow!
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a iPhone put into a smoothie maker?- Apple smoothie.
Q: What do you call a funny midget A:Kevin
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call a cow in a moving van
A: a mooving cow
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito
What do you call a frozen ban-aid? Cool-aid!
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it-moscow
what do you call a train that carries glue? a glue glue train!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
