What Do You Call a... jokes
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!