What Do You Call a... jokes
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What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.