What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
