What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.