Well-being jokes

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.

That’s why no one will be hurt.

Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.

I help suicidal people.

BTW verb not adjective.

This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)

What is a depressed kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

"kys" (keep yourself safe).

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.

My happiness.

You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?

If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.

The kid just hangs there.

Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?

Because I burnt it down!

Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find

Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.

Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.