Well-being jokes
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
My happiness.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.