Well-being jokes
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
My happiness.