Well-being jokes
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Hi, how are you?
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Friend: You ok, man?
Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.
You fighting? More like you're dying!