"kys" (keep yourself safe).
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
How are you?
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
