Well-being jokes

Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.

Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.

Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?

Because I burnt it down!

A man lost his left arm.

He's all right now.

How are you?

Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!

I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.