Hi, how are you? Are you good?
I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...
What is the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
My mental health.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
You fighting? More like you're dying!
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
