Well-being jokes
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Hi, how are you?
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Bros got barcode arms.
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
What is the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mental health.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?