Well-being jokes
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
What is the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
Bros got barcode arms.
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually." Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.