Well-being jokes

What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.

Hello, everyone, how is your day today?

What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

A suicide squad.

Bros got barcode arms.

"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."

I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...

Hi, how are you? Are you good?

Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!

What is the difference between anal and oral sex?

Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.

MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friend: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Friend: Your life.

Me: Ahhh, I wish!

*jumps off building*

My mental health.

Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?

What do depression and suicide have in common?

Nothing, they're both hanging.

What can't you say to an emo?

Hang in there, buddy!

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.

You fighting? More like you're dying!