Well-being jokes

What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.

Hello, everyone, how is your day today?

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

A suicide squad.

Bros got barcode arms.

"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."

Hi, how are you? Are you good?

I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...

What is the difference between anal and oral sex?

Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.

Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!

Friend: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Friend: Your life.

Me: Ahhh, I wish!

*jumps off building*

MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do depression and suicide have in common?

Nothing, they're both hanging.

What can't you say to an emo?

Hang in there, buddy!

Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

My mental health.

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

You fighting? More like you're dying!

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.