Well-being jokes
Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.
(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
My happiness.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.