Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
hi how r u
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Bros got barcode arms.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
