Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Friend: You ok, man?
Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
hi how r u
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
Bros got barcode arms.
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
