Well-being jokes

Why did the booty go to therapy?

It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.

What do you call my sister?

Suicidal.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

Friend: You ok, man?

Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...

Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!

Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?

Me: I have depression, what do you think?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.

My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.

My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.

I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.

Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.

Another joke, I know they suck.

What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.

I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!

What a negative effect!

Hi, how are you?

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”

“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.

Doctor: I see your point!

If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.

What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.