Well-being jokes
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Friend: You ok, man?
Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Hi, how are you?
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!