Well-being

Well-being jokes

Life

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

Time

Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.

Suicide

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

Quote

Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

Christmas Tree

Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?

Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.

Ceiling fan

If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.

Ass

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

Wheelchair

I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.

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  • Momma

    Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.

    Living

    Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

    Opinion

    Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

    Suicide

    A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."

    Depression

    How to get rid of your depression:

    1. Stop self-pitying.

    2. Realize you can't.

    3. Fucking deal with it.

    You're welcome.