What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Friend: You ok, man?
Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
