Well-being jokes

Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.

when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)

-> in reality, :( (sob)

depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.

Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.

I help suicidal people.

BTW verb not adjective.

If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.

Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?

Because I am one.

How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.

My attempt in 2021.

And my attempt this year.

I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.

To whoever you are, you are loved.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.

My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.

So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My life.

My life who?

My life is depressing...

Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.

Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁

For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.

These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.

Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!