Weight jokes

What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?

Fat people jokes.

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.