Weight jokes

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?

About 15 stone.