Weight jokes

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"

They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.