Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?

Fat people jokes.

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.