Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"

*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

girl: Are you saying I'm fat?

Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?

About 15 stone.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.