do you know why orphans cant get married. because they will never get there parents blessing
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!". They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?
Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.
At weddings, old people poke me and say "you're next!" So I do the same to them at funerals
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why can’t orphans be married
Because they won’t have their parents blessings
What’s worse than finger banging your sister? Finding your dad‘s wedding ring
Being insest isn't that bad, I was fingering my sister and I found my dad's old wedding ring. winner winner!
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony? May divorce be with you.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!/
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
When I go to weddings old people will tell me I'm next but when I go to funerals I tell old people they're next.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
a russian wedding should be called a soviet union
