Wedding jokes
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
At weddings, old people poke me and say, "You're next!" So I do the same to them at funerals.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Memes
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.