My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!". They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?
Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.
At weddings, old people poke me and say "you're next!" So I do the same to them at funerals
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why can’t orphans be married
Because they won’t have their parents blessings
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in Bed I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight
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Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!/
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony? May divorce be with you.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the isle.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
When I go to weddings old people will tell me I'm next but when I go to funerals I tell old people they're next.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one inn0cent 🐐 g0at was k!lled for your traditional marriage😔☹️☹️☹️
Son asks dad “how much does marriage cost?”
Dad: “i don’t know son I’m still paying for it”
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
a russian wedding should be called a soviet union
