A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park .
Roses are red violets are blue YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception? He toasts the groom
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video
Why can’t Orphans get married ? Because they were already given away
What do bees 🐝 do when they get married? They go on a honeymoon.
Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment
Why can't an orphan get married. It doesn't have its parents blessing.
I was at an emotional wedding, the cake was in tiers.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting. Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍 After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
Q: what’s worst fingerbanging your sister? A: finding your dads wedding ring
I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the isle.
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
my girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. fair enough. i gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
