Wedding Jokes

What do bees 🐝 do when they get married? They go on a honeymoon.

Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment

Why can’t Orphans get married ? Because they were already given away

Why can't an orphan get married. It doesn't have its parents blessing.

Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍 After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.

I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off

What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

I was at an emotional wedding, the cake was in tiers.

My Relatives Always Teased Me During Weddings saying " You'll Be Next " But they Stopped when I did the same to them during Funerals

Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting. Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.

What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?

Til death do we park .

Roses are red violets are blue YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"

Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"

"Our wedding video

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my girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. fair enough. i gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.

My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.