Wedding jokes
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Even my school is making the jokes lmao
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.