My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says you’re next When we attend aFuneral, I say you’re next
"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
what do you call it when you get married in panera bread
panera wed
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
9 months later they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
2 years later they went up again then their daughter had a brother.
But 1 little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother..
My friends used to poke me at weddings and say "You're next". So I started poking them at funerals and saying "You're next" to my friends.
Why did Ms Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry it's just a couple.
Dad. Son who do you want to marry when you grow up? Son. A ugly girl. Dad. Why not a pretty girl? Son. A pretty one might run away. Dad. So and ugly one might to. Son. Yeah but who cares.
Old people kept saying "you're next" to me at weddings, so I started saying it to them at funerals.
what does a necrophiliac get at a wedding? mourning wood
i hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception? He toasts the groom
I was always poked and told at weddings your next...
So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
