My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Old people kept saying "you're next" to me at weddings, so I started saying it to them at funerals.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.