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Son asks dad âhow much does marriage cost?â
Dad: âi donât know son Iâm still paying for itâ
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says youâre next When we attend aFuneral, I say youâre next
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
two antennas met on a roof and got married the ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible.
Who come when a orphan gets married, they are allowed back in family restaurants but when i go in alone I'm not allowed. I have some parents for god's sake
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you arenât too bad either. But the best 69 Iâve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
At weddings, old people tell kids "you're next". At funerals, little kids tell old people "you're next".
If two Stoners get married, do they have Joint assets?
It was an emotional wedding even the cake was in tiers{if I explain it it will ruin the joke}
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
The wedding was so emotional, Even the cake was in tiers.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?To have someone to call "daddy"
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, its a nice day, do you have any plans on what your going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
why was the people's wedding so miserable... cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky they agreed to never try to have another wedding
I caught the flowers at a wedding-now married to a hot guy. But then i caught andit at a funeral i kinda nervo...............
