What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ainβt no ordinary blow job.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
me: i have depression
someone: u should get out more! go outside
me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas? Tropical depressions. UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
i can here thunder outside which i find weird since the lightning is on my arm....
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining
What is the New York fireman's favourite song....
Itβs raining men
Yesterday I was in a wind storm. Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was Ear-ittating.
how is the weather down there?
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms and needles.
pov: you walk up to your short friend and say how is the weather down there
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
Hello everyone how is your day today?
Someone said to me when it was winter it time for you to βchill outβ I was like πππ
My friend ask me if bees can fly in the rain i replied not with out thier yellow jackets
I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus
