Weather jokes
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
It's ALWAYS like this
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.