Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning there’s a lot of sucking and blowing but at the end you lose your house
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Someone said to me when it was winter it time for you to “chill out” I was like 👁👄👁
I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?
A cloud
what do you call Mexican's running down a hill
sandstorm
Texans: Don't mess with texas
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us President Biden
Women are like Tornadoes
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Your so short, when it rains your the last one to know
Yesterday I was in a wind storm. Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was Ear-ittating.
Hello everyone how is your day today?
My friend ask me if bees can fly in the rain i replied not with out thier yellow jackets
(only Ninjago fans understand XD) if you look outside, and its really windy, its really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, cause it has to be Morro! XD
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow
How did the Skeleton know.it was gonna right. He read the weather forecast.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Teacher; why did the skeleton know the weather outside(shrugs shoulders) student; cuz he could feel it in his bones(lenny face) teacher:no he read the weather report you fucking idiot
