Yesterday during The storm there was a blackout, so I shot him
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work? Because it was on strike.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens
pov: you walk up to your short friend and say how is the weather down there
how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.
Someone said to me when it was winter it time for you to “chill out” I was like 👁👄👁
How’d the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the world trade center? Partly Cloudy with scattered passengers!
I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?
A cloud
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning there’s a lot of sucking and blowing but at the end you lose your house
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
what do you call Mexican's running down a hill
sandstorm
Texans: Don't mess with texas
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us President Biden
Women are like Tornadoes
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Hello everyone how is your day today?
My friend ask me if bees can fly in the rain i replied not with out thier yellow jackets
