Weather jokes
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Dews?
When you do not touch grass :
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.