Weather

Weather jokes

Umbrella

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

Eye

What has eyes but can't see?

Potatoes, storms, and needles.

Snow

What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!

Man

What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.

Rain

It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

Why?

Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."

Snow

Why don't Indians like snow?

Because it's white all over their land.

House

What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.

Cow

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands!

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  • Depression

    Me: I have depression.

    Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!

    Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.

    Yo mama

    Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

    Mama

    Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!