I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
Why did the tornado 🌪 take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 💨😂
what happens when you are playing undertale but its snowy in town? it SNOW-d in town!
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms and needles.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes
openheimer
why don't indians like snow?
because it's white all over their land
What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? - They all get the house.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
me: i have depression
someone: u should get out more! go outside
me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What is a tornado favorite game?
Twister!
why is the sun mad at the clouds?The clouds keep throwing shade.
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray
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Cesar: What was that good salad called? Servant: Ceaser, Cesar. Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like? Servant: Hail, Cesar Cesar: yes I know Hail Cesar but I need to know what the weathers like! Servant: Well its hail, Cesar. Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
i'ts best not to say hail satan because he can't control the weather!
What did the icicle say to the snow? "Why do you have to be so soft?"
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
