Weather jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.