what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes
openheimer
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms and needles.
what happens when you are playing undertale but its snowy in town? it SNOW-d in town!
why don't indians like snow?
because it's white all over their land
when does it rain money? -- when there's a change in the weather.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? - They all get the house.
me: i have depression
someone: u should get out more! go outside
me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What is a tornado favorite game?
Twister!
why is the sun mad at the clouds?The clouds keep throwing shade.
What is your snow āļø name? X-ray
i'ts best not to say hail satan because he can't control the weather!
What did the icicle say to the snow? "Why do you have to be so soft?"
A few days after her husbandās death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: āDearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. Itās really hot down hereā.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work? Because it was on strike.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heās used to being in the teens
pov: you walk up to your short friend and say how is the weather down there
how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.
