Weather jokes
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
What is fall?
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
The rain is my tears.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.