What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
I tried to catch fog, I mist...
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂