Weather jokes
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
I tried to catch fog, I mist...
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.