Weapon jokes
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.