Weapon jokes
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Give a man a match; he will be warm for hours.
Set him on fire; he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.
Damn, I love being a sniper.