Weapon jokes
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*