water's jokes
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Why drink water and not bleach?