water's jokes
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after.
(And you thought this would be a joke.)
The "W" in African stands for water.
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.