Water jokes

I said to the fish, "I have dam."

How do fish get to school?

By the octobus.

How many Africans does it take to change a light?

A water bottle.

gay fish.

What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?

Getting the water bill.

What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw!

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh.

What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?

Mandachlorian.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?

Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...

Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!

Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

[God creating a jellyfish]

God: How about an evil bag?

Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?

What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me.

Dams are dam strange.

Why can't you get water in the North Pole?

Because there is no well.

What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?

I.C.E. water.

I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.