Water jokes
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
How does water say hi?
It waves.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Memes
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
Jack and Jill went up the hill, Had some fun. She forgot her pill, And now we have Jonny!
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.
Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.