Water jokes
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
This site.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Memes
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Tides right?
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
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Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.