Water jokes
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.