Water jokes

The "W" in Africa stands for water.

You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.

Why do orphans have water in cereal?

Because mom was never around to produce milk.

Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!!! 😂

What has 30 legs but can't swim?

A bus full of children!

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.

Why are midgets constantly thirsty?

They can't reach the drinking fountains.

A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"

And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"

What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

A nervous wreck.

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.

How did the guy rob the water park?

He used a water gun!

LOL 💦🔫💧🌊

Happy was a cute hippo.

Happy sleeps in the water.

Happy walks on land.

Happy runs on Savannahs.

Happy swims in mud.

Happy takes a bath.

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

'Cause mommy never gave them some.

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.