Water jokes

A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"

And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"

Why are midgets constantly thirsty?

They can't reach the drinking fountains.

What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

A nervous wreck.

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.

What has 30 legs but can't swim?

A bus full of children!

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.

How did the guy rob the water park?

He used a water gun!

LOL 💦🔫💧🌊

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

Why do orphans have water in cereal?

Because mom was never around to produce milk.

Happy was a cute hippo.

Happy sleeps in the water.

Happy walks on land.

Happy runs on Savannahs.

Happy swims in mud.

Happy takes a bath.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

'Cause mommy never gave them some.

Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!!! 😂

Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?

She ended up under the doc[tor].

Why is there more water than water, because water is water.

Tides right?

This site.

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?

Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...

Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!

Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.