Water jokes
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Tides right?
This site.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.