Water jokes
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
Fishermen are the best at networking.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
These two have been great friends for over 20 years...play golf together...and meet every Tuesday at a classy bar for a glass of wine...talk about golf...good wine and spiritual matters. One day while at the bar enjoying a glass of merlot, the Rabbi raises his glass of wine and says to his long time friend.."brother, do you believe Jesus turned water into wine?"...the Priest thinks for a moment and raises his glass of wine and replies..."yes brother, I do believe Jesus turned water into wine...but don't get excited...since Jesus was Jewish, the wine was probably Manischewitz."
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Jack and Jill went up the hill, Had some fun. She forgot her pill, And now we have Jonny!
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!