Water jokes
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"