Water jokes

Why do orphans like water?

Cuz they drink it ;)

According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.

Mars-1

Africa-0

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.

What did the water say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

What is the postman's favorite fruit?

Water-mail-on.

What did one droplet say to the other?

"Water you thinking?"

Is your tap water running well?

Beta, go catch it!

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?

I think it got lockjaw after that.

The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"

What runs but does not walk? It's water.

Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

What two fights can Africa never win?

A food fight and a water fight.

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?

I.C.E. water.