Water jokes
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Memes
This meme got me rethinking my life
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!