If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
Hot water look a**.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Why drink water and not bleach?
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
