How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Water Jokes
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Why drink water and not bleach?
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
