Water jokes
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"