Water

Water Jokes

Truck

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

Ocean

Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.

Fight

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

Head

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

Fight

What two fights can Africa never win?

A food fight and a water fight.

Shark

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?

I think it got lockjaw after that.

Water Bottle

The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"

Wife

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

City

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?