Water jokes
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"