Water jokes
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: 🙄.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: 😳😶😟.
My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...