Water Jokes

I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)

-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!

-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."

What did one droplet say to the other

Water u thinking

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

Goosebumps

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

did you know the titanic sank in water titanic 1 africa 0

What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?

A bath bomb

What two fights can Africa never win?

A food fight and a water fight.

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

What did the water say to the beach Nothing it just waved

What did the water say to the cup?

"Good day!"

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?

Lil Drip.

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

What do you call a rapper who can't swim?

A FLOATER

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?

I think it got lockjaw after that.

The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"