Water jokes
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
How did the hipster drown? He ice-skated before it was cool.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.