Poseidon jokes

What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?

Posiedown.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.

Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡

3.14% of sailors are...

π-rates.