Water jokes
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.