Water jokes
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Why drink water and not bleach?
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.