Watch jokes

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.

Me: Mrs., can I read my book?

Teacher: Sure.

Me: *watching my Chromebook*

Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.

Why can't orphans go outside?

Because they have no parents to watch them!

What were the balloon's last words to his Father?

"Watch me, Pop!"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?

Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.

A kid decided to burn his house down.

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.