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Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.

Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.

Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.

My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.

I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

Why can't orphans go outside?

Because they have no parents to watch them!

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

What were the balloon's last words to his Father?

"Watch me, Pop!"