Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
