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Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
Watch my videos and find out!!! 🤸♀️🕯📷💰😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.