Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Why cant orphans go outside? Because they have no parent to watch them!
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
