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I watch gay porn.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
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We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
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