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Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
I watch gay porn.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
Watch my videos and find out!!! 🤸♀️🕯📷💰😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!