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Jesus

Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.

Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.

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  • Orphan

    Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

    Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

    Orphan

    Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

    All they will talk about is how great their family is.

    Memes

    Candle

    Why is Daisy afraid of candles?

    Watch my videos and find out!!! 🤸‍♀️🕯📷💰😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

    Jenga

    We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

    Mama

    Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

    Documentary

    When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

    Leaf

    What is the best way to make a leaf?

    Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

    Incest

    how old are my girlfriends

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

    Because it was all about the TIMING.

    Mama

    Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

    Jason

    Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

    Whale

    Last week I went on a whale watch.

    After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

    Movie

    My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

    It was really heavy on me.