So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.", in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says "Cool, let me try!", and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says "Superman, you're an asshole."
I Was Watching T Siries and i thoght to my self man this sucks my sister watches jameand charels and he alwayssays thats t sires so is it him SUB TO PEWDIEPIE UN SUB TO T SIRES THEY SUCK
Watching porn Watching porn blow my dick like a bassat horn
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening. "Sure honey! If you suck my dick! So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!" "Oh yeah, I forgot" says the father "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
how do you start a dance party? go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
In my science class we were watching a video and for no reason at all it started talking about Black Lives Matter and my friend leaned over and whispered “white lives matter more”
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob then here's something for you. Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have ngl
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger but winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers. Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest watching the Space Shuttle Challenger and be like, "Talking about dodge a bullet."
I was watching a tv show where a guy was hanging off a cliff then the series ended...guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliff hanger
Watch Key/Peele "Detective"
Jake Adkins watches James Charles
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at jenga
i told my friend to watch naruto, it's been a week since i've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece
Yo mum so gay she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay
A man and a women are watching clouds together. The man says, “hey that one looks like a giraffe!”. The women agrees and says, “that one looks like a elephant!”. The man sits up and says, “ that one looks like a mushroom.”
