What's 72. 69 with 3 people watching.
want to know something jason and michael myers had to watch there family while they have to live forever thats why they kill there trying to make people expreience what they did.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders they became The Insiders.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
We where watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said "Man they are really bad at Jenga"
rape isn't a joke unless you watch youtube kids.
What type of movies are orphans not aloud to watch
PG movies
Why is Daisy afraid of candles???
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never let an orphan watch fast and the furious
all they will talk about is how great their family is
Why do orphans watch nightmare before Christmas
Answer: oogie boogie is ugly so they wanted for be ugly
when someone calls you say welcome to joes pizza abortion clinic your lose is our sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbOw-y7f_s
What is the best way to make a leaf. Go down back around and stir up a tree. Make it spin watch again. Oven baking ding we're done!
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with my I wouldn't feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, i took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forgot the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forgot what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what i did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish, is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.
Watching paint dry sounds like a THRILL compared to spending time with SLADE
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground. I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Watch out plane! Wait really I ordered pepperoni
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend it was a good movie but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes through out the whole movie
